Color? No way!
Posted by KimMar 8
I’ve been assured that it’s “normal for boys” – though I have certainly met a few exceptions to that stereotype. But my two HATE to color. And just in case I was starting to think it might be time to reintroduce the concept, I got two great reminders, this past week, of what happens when they’re “made” to.
Our Russia-study wrap-up party was last Thursday. (Every time we study a country, we get together with four other families and have a party.) And one of the Russia-party activities was to color (shudder) a set of matryoshka (nesting) dolls. While I watched my friend’s same-aged daughter not only neatly color in the lines but also embellish the front of her dolls dresses with a hand-drawn flower on each (and yes, she matched all her dolls), here’s what one of my guys came up with. (Apparently, in addition to a general ignoring of lines, he also believes women should be seen and not heard? Where’d their mouths go?)
And then yesterday, as I was picking them up from their kindergarten class at church, I glanced at the papers their teacher handed me.
“José, what a great job you did, coloring!” (And for him, this is.)

“Not me, Mama” ‘Berto chirped up. “I drawed a Darth Maul. And there’s me at the bottom with an axe, so I can kill him and climb up to the next level. And I gived Jesus glasses.”
And indeed, all of those things ARE on his page. With a few brown scribbles in the middle that I’m guessing happened because his teacher was standing over him and telling him he “should” color. Hopefully his teacher has a sense of humor because it does rather appear like Satan is hovering over Jesus’ shoulder.
We may be getting kicked out of Sunday School.

P.S. Did I mention we’re obsessed with Star Wars in this house?
5 comments
Comment by Suzie on March 8, 2010 at 12:34 pm
You are NOT alone.
This could be our Sunday drawing display. Very funny, Kim. I had Josh (our five year old) write his name in thank you cards for his birthday guests but he HAD to draw a picture in each one. He drew space ships shooting other ships or people shooting eachother. All Star Wars related. My boys will color if they have to but they love to draw Star Wars and in great detail.
I LOVE that Jesus has glasses, very nice.
Comment by Jocie on March 8, 2010 at 12:51 pm
You already told me about this and I still had to laugh out loud!!!! Boys are so funny!
Comment by Ali on March 8, 2010 at 1:34 pm
lol – this was so funny I had to share it w my coworkers- one thinks Bear is on to some deep literary concepts – perhaps he’s too smart to be bothered with coloring
[quote from my coworker]
“What do you expect?
I watched an interview with Liam Neeson, aka Qui-Gon Jinn, where the interview had paralleled all of the main Phantom Menace characters with bible references.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_wars_1
There are many Christian and Biblical references in the film, such as the appearance of Darth Maul, whose design draws heavily from traditional depictions of the Christian Devil, complete with red skin and horns.[104] The Star Wars film cycle features a similar religious narrative involving Anakin Skywalker, a “chosen one” conceived of a virgin birth, who is tempted to join the Sith. This action seemingly prevents him from fulfilling his duty as the “chosen one”—the individual prophesied to destroy the Sith. The inspiration behind the story of the “virgin birth” parallels a concept developed by Joseph Campbell and his work on The Hero with a Thousand Faces, the same work that heavily influenced Lucas in his writing of the original Star Wars trilogy.”
Comment by Danielle on March 8, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Hilarious! I LOVE the Darth Maul/Jesus masterpiece! So funny!
Comment by Tio Chris on March 8, 2010 at 3:53 pm
First off – Jose did a really good job! As the proud owner of an original Jose Fauth hanging on my fridge at home, I can say first-hand that his style has most certainly evolved since November!
The only thing I’m curious about is… what’s the NEXT level? Bear vs. Darth Vader at Pentacost? Tongues of fire? Or… light sabers over their heads?
Haha. I am going to print a copy of this. I love it.
“Not me Mama, I drawed a Darth Maul.” – winner for March 8, 2010 quote of the day.